- When I walk up to automatic doors I like to pretend that I'm Magneto and am using my magnetic powers to open the door. I wave my hand in front of me when I get a certain distance from the door. (Yes, a telekinetic -telekinesis = ability to move objects with your mind- could do it too, but I like Magneto's powers better.
- After I am done with a bowel movement, I continue to sit in the bathroom for long periods of time to read a comic book or a magazine article. Like up to 30 minutes or more or whenever I can feel my legs falling asleep, whichever comes first.
- I talk in weird voices. I particularly like to talk in a variety of British dialects. Also I like to imitate the Orcs and Uruk-hai from the Lord of the Rings movies.
- Showers when I have the time turn into "Shower Concerts" in which I may sing through a whole CD compilation if the mood strikes.
- When I was in middle school I had this brand new pair of all black Everlast shoes from K-Mart. I thought they made me run fast. I would run through the gym or through the streets of my grandma's neighborhood and chant "Wolfpack" at the initiation of each run. I would cup my hands like wolf paws and imagine I was running amidst a pack of wolves and our synergy was helping me to run faster than I ever had before.
- I use to squint at the sun so that I could see various colors when I was between the ages of 5-7. I did it because of this cartoon "Bravestarr", about a Native American cowboy on the planet New Texas who had the spiritual powers of various animals. When he called upon these powers a hologram flashed across the screen. So I squinted at the sun to see those colors.
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