On the way to the store, I saw this mini-van with an old man driving it in front of me catty-corner to the right. It had this awesome statement on it:

I loved it of course, state-employed hippy that I am (Tone, textbook hippy man...).
I was bouncing around in my car. Smiling, laughing, cussing about warmongers and conservatives. Just having a real good go of it.
Oh yeah, I was hyped up!
Then the diapers were too small...
And he pooped a quarter-sized dollop in his pants before I could get back...
But that bumper sticker was the cat's meow. That's all I'm saying.
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