I'm behind on paperwork, what's new - right?, and am up late watching MTV's show "16 and Pregnant". I was watching this girl give birth and I was getting giddy.
It's a long way away. May, but I am excited. Saw the Kapples new baby Jane for the first time, that got me excited. I got to hold Calvin, and he liked me more than Lynette (at least tonight...see Joanna, I am loveable).
I really want a boy. At least first. I know the odds of getting all boys are probably not good, but at least a boy first that way he can beat the ass of any would-be suitors of his little sisters. I mean I can just see it, me and my first born going all "Time to Kill" on this punk teen who dared to look at my little girl crossways.
"Let's go boy, ol' Johnny down the street gots a date with my old rusty nine iron. Go get your Louisville out of the garage. Meet me at the Jeep." Oh, that would be tight.
...I never thought I would be getting excited by watching teens become parents...
2 comments:
check out "what dreams may come" with robin williams. there is a scene in it where the dad is talking to the son. it's awesome.
Well..you better move on cause it's a girl. You better delete this in hopes that Maggie may never reads it!!!
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